My Thank-You note to Santa

Dear God,

I promise to be good & healthy (less alcohol & no more fags) if you fulfil 3 wishes of mine from now on.. Pleassseeeee???

1. Good & stable income so I can be a good girl & give my mama home allowance? Ha!
   -Or pass her the money to help me grow them through smart investments?
2. Flawless complexion so I'll be happy everyday w/o the need for makeup. Save alot of money!
   -So I can buy more shoes & bags?
3. That's a secret I won't tell cos' Daddy knows it.
   -I'll help him along with your strength as I have faith in You.

If they are not too much to ask...
In Jesus's name, Amen.