From some random guy I met at friend's house party on NY eve 2008.
When I saw this on my FB & details in my email, I was really laughing & yet felt damn insulted!
I seriously have no idea which planet is he from.
I've no time for such nonsense man.
I don't even have time to date people, why on earth will I even bother about him?
Come on lah, WAKE UP!
Why am I facing idiots whole of this week?
1st I have a super duper copy cat (mimic my actions!) who totally irritates & pisses me off by asking dumb questions and parrot whatever people says..
then I have a i-can't-think-of-how-to-desc fool-- see below...
WTF?!
@##%^U&##@#(*&^%$@!!@#
I'm so seriously not going to add people that aren't friends (no more acquaintances, too!) on FB, maybe it's time to spring clean my friends list too!
PLEASE! ENOUGH is enough, TOO MUCH TO BEAR!
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Christalle, could you escort me to a company dinner and dance event on the 7th of Feb?
I know it sounds quite ridiculous and unusual.
This letter is just between you and me ok?
i.e. confidential.
(YAH, P&C...
YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF SOCIAL ESCORT?
SCREW YOU!
DO YASELF A FAVOUR & PAY SOMEONE WHO'S WILLING TO GO WITH YOU.
*DON'T THINK SO HIGHLY OF YASELF COS I BOTHERED TO SAY HI & SMILE BEFORE...)
Let me give you the details:
First and foremost, let me say that I have no intentions to court or woo you and in no way view you as a love interest. But you are without doubt a beautiful woman and I would like for a particular person to see me with you on the night of the event.
I am very much attracted to an office colleague but she doesn't seem to appreciate or value me enough. I'm thinking that if I'm seen with someone as stunning as you, it would stir up some jealousy in her and cause her to sit up and take notice of me more.
All I'm asking is for you to accompany me to the event. It's a formal affair, so you'll need an elegant evening gown. I don't know how I can show my gratitude or return the favor if you should decide to help me, but I would be really appreciative.
(YA COMPLIMENT IS JUST AN UNDERSTATEMENT!
YOU NEED ME TO RECO. A SHRINK TO YOU???)
Ask anything of me and if it is within my means, I would give it to you without any second thoughts.This particular girl is very special to me.
So I hope you will duly consider my request.
Kindly call me at 9831xxxx if you have any questions.
(GET OUT OF MY LIFE ELSE I SWEAR I'LL SHAME YOU TO OUR MUTUAL FRIENDS.
GIRLS, IF YOU MEET SOMEONE WHO WEARS SPECS, DRESSES SMART IN OFFICE ATTIRE & NEAT GEL HAIR, PLS BE AWARE!!!
P.S: HE HAS A SIGNATURE MOVE, THAT IS TO STARE AT YOU AT YA FACE...)
-Justin.
The last time I stepped into DBL O was probably 5 yrs ago?
I also heard the place is now popular among army boys, ah bengs & ang mohs...
Fortunately, we are always a crowd ourselves =)
Okay, honestly...
