Just for laughs

What men do after sex?

2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.

AGES OF VAGINA :

16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR REVATION!!!!!!!

Why is your penis better than a credit card?

Once spent it recharges itself.
It is accepted worldwide.
You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.

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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.

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Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down

5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!

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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.

What is the closest thing to a woman's period?

Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!

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Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming 'OH GOD! I'M COMING'.

Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?

Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, 'TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY'.

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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?

Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.

MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say 'DON'T'. And if he touches your pussy say STOP!

GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!'

GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES

9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!!
7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven
6 INCHES - OH PERFECT
5 INCHES - UMMMM OK
4 INCHES - PUSH MORE
3 INCHES - IS THAT IN???
2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!

Substitute

I haven't been (or trying not to) eating chocolates for coming 3 weeks

cos' doctor says strictly no fried, no chocolates & no nuts

for next 6months at least.

In order to curb my sweet tooth,

I have been eating lotsa mooncakes last 2 weeks.

After eating 2 boxes of mooncakes today,

I have officially decided I'm done.

I'm so, so sick of the taste, already!

What can I trade-in with next?

OMG!!!

Deep in thoughts

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Slow down, take a step back & look around.

Have I been wasting my time busy with nothing,

compromising my youth & vitality?

Exotic Foods

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Akashi Japanese

Orchard Parade Hotel

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Chinese or Asian are well known to eat exotic food.

We gobble down anything that moves, including their internal organs.

Some Europeans or even French does interesting gourmet like goose liver & games.

What is yummy to me might be gross to some, & likewise.

I always enjoy foie gras, fish liver & sea urchin at fine dine...

I don't exactly know how to describe the strange feeling

in my head & taste bud right now...

cos'...

That's most adventurous thing I put into my stomach thus far...
Fish sperm!

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Next time we are going to have a dish whereby

those tiny fishes are alive & swimming in sake.

We are going to swallow them alive!!!

And, pardon my narrow dictionay of Japanese,

I can't remember the names of what I had...

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I should start to be serious about my diet plans

& stop drinking myself silly...!!!

ClubCouture

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Lasalle- College of The Arts

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Calling out fashionista, it's very important that you follow through this entry!

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I have found an online clothing store that provide up-to-date outfits

which fits vainpots like us!

Sometimes I finds it a hassle to go to ATM to do funds transfer

when I order shopping online

(Yes, i don'thave internet banking, still. Ha!).

ClubCouture is one of the few that has

proper shopping cart - check out- make payment platform.

I miss eBay & Yahoo auction, already...

Don't you think since shopping has been made convenient,

likewise for payment?

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Casual Overcoat

I took the M size as it's the smallest size available then.

I thought it might look weird if it's oversized.

Then again, who says a blazer MUST fit?

Since it's supposed to be casual, anyways...

Black and white always makes GREAT constrast.

I like!

A little close up on the wooden button detail.
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Next is...
The Saturday Skirt.

Or you may call it the weekends denim?
We can't exactly wear it to office as it don't look formal enough.

Then again, with proper mix of a white shirt & some loud accessories,
I might beg to differ?

I prefer to keep my casuals on weekends,
since I have to look professional especially when I have appointment with clients.
(oxymoron)
It's still available at
http://sg.clubcouture.cc/destry-skirt
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Smiley Dress

Initially I thought we had to change a location cos'
pure white always gives a elegant touch to a dress.

Not when I feel breezy and easy on a Sunday afternoon!

I love the details on the top.
They make the dress more elaborated yet not too obvious for daywear.
You can find it @
http://sg.clubcouture.cc/jodie-sequin-dress
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For shoppers who are keen to see more:

http://www.clubcouture.cc/

Use my offer code (as seen) on the images above to enjoy discounts!

Personally, be it that you are sweet 16
or you fall into the "OL" (Office Lady) category,
There are items whereby you can mix & match
and work wonders nevertheless.
You don't feel that your online shopping
is "cheap" when you see your parcel.
The items are all wrapped nicely
& enclosed neatly with CC's sticker.

Isn't it heaven when you get both the shopping & enjoy additional savings?

Go now!!!

Jewelry Of Lav

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Lasalle- Collage of The Arts

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Night Stroll

It felt really great to be back to school.

The smell, the sight and most importantly, the feel...

I stood tall & felt almost like I was on the top of the world,

for a second.

You cannot imagine how much I wished

I went back doing my masters instead of working full time...

This is one of the items I have selected from the wide assortment of choices.

Check out the rings, bracelet, hair jewelry and others too!

A little close up on the details.
Only if my company don't need us to standardise the lanyard that we are using,
I would have use the chain over the boring black strap, anytime!
For more ways of wearing the necklace, visit the link below:

http://jewelryoflav.com/?page_id=93&category=3&product_id=67

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Roses n Gun

This lovely set of necklace & bracelet were specially designed by the owner

for my personal use and to advertise for the store.

I had wanted something sexy & gothic, & it has to suit my personality.

I thought the items looked fabulous! Don't you think so?

I loved them to the bits....

I had arranged for a test shoot (set earlier in late Late July- Aug) but

due to my schedule I am still unable to do it.

Instead of dragging any longer, I have engaged another photographer, SK (who also shot my birthday party) to help me complete the product shoot.

I haven't done any commercials for jewelry before,

so it took us some time to warm up and

also lotsa of trials & errors for a couple of decent shots
before we moved on for next item...

We ain't too sure which is the best way to

display the amazing charms on the beautiful bracelet,

So I thought grabbing my long hair might be a casual yet "natural" way to show case.

Personally if I came across this store before the owner approches me,

I would have surely made some purchases.
I don't like accessories to be too boring.

I love fashion watches cos' they doubled as a bangle or something.
The same applies to the Jewelry of Lav where their necklaces are very versatile.

You can wear it in many ways.

Sometimes I use it as a hair piece or even to spice up a black dress

as if it was meant to be a belt.
Bottom line?

Dare to be different, and creative!

The images that was mailed to me before I receive my package...

I was extremely excited when I got the items, each piece has its unique desing/ concept and the charms used are so exquistic and eye-catching.

Before I did the product shoot,

I was already wearing them and many of my gril friends asked where did I get those...
Isn't the feeling wonderful when you get positive comments from the same gender?

I can't get enough of "playing" with the items,

even when SK & I were doing the photoshoot~

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Credits:

1. Jewelry: http://www.jewelryoflav.com/
2. Photographer SK Ang hongshengjie@gmail.com,
   using Canon 5Dmark2
3. Location: Lasalle- College of The Arts
4. Outfit: Stylist's own from M)phosis
5. Model: Christalle H
   

Test

I have 3 chapters of study to finish for test this week, thus, you will not hear much from me.

I had a great weekends, did a print commercial for private property

& spent an interesting evening at Chiefs with Altitude event.

Details to be continued...

Dar bought me a new canon camera!

I will be so engrossed (studying... LOL),

with playing w my new phone & camera.

What were you thinking?

Heehee!

Sobssssss

I can't keep up with my blog daily ever since I started a full time day job! I can hardly find extra time to rest & catch up with my gfs & my baby girl! Whenever it hits weekends, all I wanted was to laze on bed 24/7.

Last Fri. I went for 3 castings in between lunch & after work. I'm so exhausted & I have upcoming photoshoots that seems endless.

My migrain/ insomia is hitting me more often recently & I can't concentrate/ focus for long.

Can I not do anything else besides commercial shoots, already?

BREATHE.............................

It's war!

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Officially declare war against each other...

See how prepared we are for war...!

All the way to Turf City, Bukit Timah Road.

Can you spot me spying the opponent?

Dez the commander & Aaron the fugitive?

Group shot when we are still trying to catch our breathe?!

Acting cool

Acting "Garang"...

For the boys to show Mommy where have they been up to whole night...

ROFL...

I thought Fifi looked really cool at the beginning with the suit!

Till...
Her shoes gave in & show her socks full with pink hearts!!!

Bonding w family

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Can't recall where is the picture from...

Dar's trying to master his photography skills...

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Pariss

Marina Square

It's one of Dar's auntie birthday dinner today...

I'm still trying very hard to remember who is who...

Dar has a super big family tree!

I had a good time with his relatives,

but the food was disappointing...

I would rather spend at Sakura.

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Partyworld

Shenton

I got kinda shy around everyone cos' the rest knew each other for a long time already

& I'm new to the family...

We stayed till 3am before heading off for supper at Upper Changi Road...
I was soooo sleepy that I only removed my makeup & hit the sack.

Fifi's BIG-day

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Queens & Mangosteen

Surprise dinner after the surprise birthday gift!

Xris, the glutton...

She's tired from work & has lotsa school work to catch up, still we didn't let her go through a quiet birthday no matter how much she wanted...

Rommie no. 1 & 2.

Jo's officially my team!

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Bar None

St. James

A couple of drinks with the rest before Jocelyn & I went to meet our boyfriends for movies.

Chasing away the blues

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My shopping from Forever 21 is here! Yeah...!
I've got 2 new dresses I'm so totally loving it. F21 has guy range too, got a vest for Dar, hope he will like it.

Okay, I'm not (I'LL REALLY TRY) going to buy anymore clothes online cos' 9 out of 10 times I have to send them for alterations...

I'm so glad that the shoes fits! This is my very 1st 5 inches high heels, I think.

Shopaholic, indeed!

Random shopping since late Jul...

I bought them online after a celebrity MUA say that it's good.

I don't find it special. I still love Fancl's.

I can't buy Fancl cos I have so much to finish 1st!

Coveting is such a HUGE sin...

Some shopping Dar bought for me.
Shu's new range are so pretty too! Check out their bright blue & yellow cream liner!

Color pencils, crayons, water color, paints, etc are my best friends in art classes. That pretty much explains why I love to buy cosmetics & doll up someone face.

What is life without colors?

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I was shopping with Jocelyn after work & past by the Lancome roadshow inside Paragon. I really tried stopping myself from buying anymore products, but...
I can't resist! Indigo is the next in color!!!

Not mentioning, I love gold eye shadows!

*GRINZ*

Again, i was doing shopping for Jocelyn at airport...
I can't fight the temptation of getting a new palette to my makeup collection...

I will make it a point not to buy anymore products I don't need!

Bali Day 3

29/08/09
Villa Aston Bhavanas

Admiring my beautiful private pool...

My favourite breakfast any day is scramble eggs with lots of ground pepper & chilli sauce + coffee!

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This is my 1st thing playing watergames beside wakeboarding~!

I'm so excited =D

Banana Boat

Parasailing

Jet-ski

To another beach (5-10min journey) for the rest of the sports

Flying Fish

Break for lunch!

Set for the next round of sea & sun!

Tubing & snorkeling

At times I felt that I've got no energy to swim back to the boat.

As if the waves will eat me up!

Turtle Island

I'm scared of the cold blooded...!

In fact, I'm intimidated by anything that moves!

Ice cold Bintang is the key to quench our thirst besides ice cream =P

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Grand Hyatt

Back to hotel to shower, rest & get ready for dinner...

The place is HUGE!

If I didn't remeber wrongly, the hotel has 750 rooms.

Highest floor is 5th level & it contains many restuarants and bars.

They actually has a long walkway where stall holders will display their mechandise on the floor for sale......

Comfy room

With garden view, you may opt for beach view.

Enjoy a sip of cocktail before we hop on the car for the next destination
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Ganesha

Jimbara Beach

Welcome to BBQ seafood dinner

Choose ya ingredients...

LOBSTERS! I LIKEEEEE.....

Dine by the beach

I was so hungry because I didn't had much during lunch.
The driver got us the famous suckling pig with rice & 2 types of soups. I don't take pork as I can't take the smell/taste. I had to buy corn from a push cart to fill my stomach before dinner is ready.

Claudia insisted on picking up the tab for this cos' she's Indonesian & she should be a host to us.

Thanks sweetie! We LOVE the meal very very much.

Part of the reason was also cos' the performers were fabulous!

They can sing Greek and Chinese besides English too. I wondered what other languages can they sing.

With the band on their last song.

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Engine Room

The place was neither "attractive" nor filled with "hot-looking" crowd, yet the music was good and the atmosphere was intense. The energy level exuded from everyone kept the party going.

Mr. Muscular Hunks

Hot Mama

Sexy little young things

Shim

Dancers doing popping & locking.

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We switched over to Mbargo for about an hour and went back to respectively places to rest. Dar & I packed burgers off the streets for supper. They were really good!!!